From Texas. Just sharing the things that interest me. This is my soapbox.
I scared the fuck outta my youngest nephew earlier. He was sitting in the kitchen with his back to the window. I told Tori and the oldest nephew if they wanted to see something funny to go and wait in the kitchen and they immediately got up and ran there. I put my gorilla suit on and walked out the front door and creeped by the kitchen window. My nephew was just getting up and turned around to look and he just went apeshit. He dropped his plate to the floor and screamed his ass off. I ended up getting him an icecream as a peace offering.
I’m the kinda person who gets so fucking stoked to try out a new coffee creamer when I buy it. So excited like its going to be a game changer. I’ll gain radioactive spider powers or the feeling of being Scrooge McDuck in the moneybin rich, that’s my expectations and the reality is just “mmm, this is good. I’ll have another cup.” I recommend the southern butter pecan, it’s pretty damn good.